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a tarot reading about the thing you can't stop thinking about. the situationship, the job, the friend who's being weird. real cards from the 1909 deck, a real write-up, in your inbox within 24 hours.

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The Moon tarot card, illustrated by Pamela Colman Smith, 1909
the vibe
Two of Swords tarot card, illustrated by Pamela Colman Smith, 1909
the block
Ace of Swords tarot card, illustrated by Pamela Colman Smith, 1909
the move

things we will not do

  • tell you they'll text back (we can't. nobody can.)
  • charge you every month (one payment. done.)
  • scare you with the death card (it's about endings, not dying. breathe.)
  • give you a horoscope that fits literally everyone (yours is about your question.)

what we do instead

pull real cards on your real question and write it up straight. what's going on, what's in the way, and what you can actually do about it.

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this is what you actually get.

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the questionwe've been "talking" for 4 months. is this going anywhere or am i wasting my time?

Two of Swords tarot card, illustrated by Pamela Colman Smith, 1909
where you're at
Knight of Cups tarot card, illustrated by Pamela Colman Smith, 1909
what's in the way
Ace of Swords tarot card, illustrated by Pamela Colman Smith, 1909
the move

1 where you're at: two of swords

blindfolded, two swords crossed over her chest, sitting with her back to the water. you're not waiting for him to decide. you're waiting so you don't have to. four months is long enough to know what you want from this, and this card is asking you to take the blindfold off and admit it.

2 what's in the way: knight of cups

the knight rides slowly, holding a cup out like an offer he hasn't actually made. romantic, dreamy, in no rush at all. this card shows up when someone likes the idea of something more than the commitment to it. we can't tell you what he's thinking. we can tell you the pace of this doesn't match what you want.

3 the move: ace of swords

one hand out of a cloud, holding one sword, crowned. a single clear question, asked out loud. "what are we doing?" is a complete sentence. whatever the answer is, it beats month five of guessing.

it keeps going: how the three cards connect, and three questions to sit with. about 800 words in total.

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how it works

  1. 1

    pick a reading, type your question

    two minutes. be honest, nobody's judging. add their first name if there's a them.

  2. 2

    we pull your cards and write it up

    your cards, your question, written about your situation. not copy-pasted card meanings.

  3. 3

    pdf in your inbox

    within 24 hours. screenshot the line that hits, we won't tell.

30

days. full refund. you don't even have to explain.

if your reading doesn't land, email us and you get every cent back.

your question stays between us.

we use it to write your reading and nothing else. we don't sell data, and we delete requests after 12 months.

questions you're definitely asking

is tarot real?

real cards, real deck, real write-up. can it predict the future? we don't think so, and we'd be suspicious of anyone who says it can. what it's great at is making you look at a situation from the angles you've been avoiding. that's the whole job.

can you tell me if they like me?

honestly, no. nobody can, no matter what they charge. we read your side of it: how you see them, what you want, what's in the way and what's in your hands. which is usually the answer you actually needed.

what should i ask?

open questions hit hardest. not "will he text me" but "what am i not seeing about this?" not "should i quit" but "what do i actually want from work right now?" the form has examples if you're stuck.

how fast is it?

a pdf in your inbox within 24 hours.

what if it doesn't hit?

email us within 30 days and you get a full refund. no reason needed, no awkward questions.

who sees my question?

we read it, and only to write your reading. we don't sell data, and we delete requests after 12 months.

which deck do you use?

the original 1909 deck illustrated by pamela colman smith. every card on this site is a scan of an early printing from around 1910. over a hundred years old and still undefeated.

why written and not a video call?

because you can reread it at 2am, screenshot the paragraph that hits, and send it to your best friend.

you've typed and deleted this question like six times. just ask it.

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